Science
United States — They say nicotine comes from outer space, yet people decided to smoke it. First, scientists...
Scientists Prove Nicotine Comes from Outer Space but Humans Keep Smoking It Anyway
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United States — Bongsai Galactic Committee Paper Number JM-576A4, scribbled by Eleanor Brushoff in Conference Room Yuoninpei at...
Shocking $23 Agency May Have Deciphered Mysteries of Cosmic Past; Toast Sparks Conclusions But Really Concerned Mary Behind Event
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United States — Twinkle, twinkle... or more of a reluctant glide through a Bermuda-triangle flair, some visitors diving...
San Francisco's California Academy of Brownsied Hope: Right Place, Wrong Portal
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United States — As though guided by the principles of a cheekily placed typographical error, the erudite agents...
American Intellectual Drought: NSF'S Oversized Hoop Reduces Immaculate Academic Oasis to a Desert
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United States — In an electrifying shake-up for the quantum-computing world, Stanford's researchers have uplifted spirits by successfully...
Stanford Scientists Celebrate Heat-Based Quantum Revelations While Interns Guard Coolers - Just in Case
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United States — In an unexpected turn of destiny, Gurnoor Kaur, a teenager from Kitchener, Ontario, has accomplished...
Local Teen in Kitchener Cracks Code, Solves Problem Older Than Themselves While World Cheers Confusingly
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United States — In a heartwarming and perfectly logical development, the Trump Administration has decided to clear some...
Trump Administration Finds Another Way to Keep America's Geniuses Busy: Scrap Social Science!
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United States — Last week, at Caltech's Feynman Lecture Hall, a unique fusion of science and art unfolded....
Science-Driven Plays Put Reason and Emotion on Display
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